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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Code philosophy Memes

Posts tagged with Code philosophy

Replace Binary To Unlock God

Programming Algorithms Math
6 months ago 138.7K views 0 shares
Replace Binary To Unlock God
Someone's been coding on mushrooms again! This cosmic genius wants to replace binary's 0s and 1s with 0s and 9s to "unlock God" in our code. Because apparently the number 9 "contains all numbers 1-8" and will bring "real sentience" to our programs. Next week: replacing semicolons with tiny pictures of galaxies to achieve interdimensional compilation. The compiler errors would be spectacular - "ERROR: DIVINE PRESENCE DETECTED IN LINE 42. PLEASE SACRIFICE A MECHANICAL KEYBOARD."

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