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The eternal promise of Python in a nutshell. After 20 years in the industry, I've watched countless devs get seduced by those "How to do X in Python!!!" tutorials that make everything seem magically simple. Just import someLibrary and call someLibrary.doEverything() and you're done! The reality? You'll spend the next 6 hours debugging dependency conflicts and reading through GitHub issues from 2017. The "1 marbillion likes" is just chef's kiss - nothing gets more engagement than making complex things look trivially easy. Welcome to modern programming, where we're all just one import statement away from solving world hunger.

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Content 9:27 62 Pay: Hourly pay based on experience Qualifications: - 5 ears' experience in cross-platform mobile development using the Flutter Framework - 5 ears' experience in Bluetooth Low Energy Client - Experience with both AndroidAndroid Studio and iOSOSX - Experience with previously taking a mobile development project from cradle to grave - Experience with the Programming Languages of either Dart, Kotlin, or Swift Thanks for your consideration, and I hope you have a phenomenal week. Sounds like a great job however you do realize that Flutter hasn't even been around for 4 years yet. So you will not be finding a developer with 5 years of experience since that is literally impossible. o Write a message...

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Nothing says "I'm making informed career decisions" quite like clicking on a YouTube video titled "20 Game Dev Tips I Wish I Was Told Earlier" at 8:40 in the evening. Because clearly, the best time to question your entire professional trajectory is right before bed when your brain is already running on fumes and existential dread. The thumbnail's desperate "GIVE UP NOW" energy combined with that haunting orange character perfectly captures that special moment when you realize you've been doing everything wrong for years. The algorithm knows exactly when you're vulnerable and serves up content that'll have you rewriting your entire codebase at midnight. Fun fact: Game dev is one of the few industries where you can work 80-hour weeks, learn 15 different engines, master shader programming, and still make less than a junior web developer who learned React last month. But sure, let's watch another tutorial about what we should've done differently.