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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this algorithm! 💅 It's claiming to sort arrays in O(0) time which is LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE in computer science! The secret? It just does NOTHING and expects the array to already be sorted! This is like claiming you can clean your entire apartment in zero seconds if it's already spotless! The sheer LAZINESS of that 'pass' statement is sending me into orbit! It's the programming equivalent of showing up to a group project and taking credit while doing absolutely nothing! ✨