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Content We develop a program for our clients Our clients have no choice but to pay us extra to fix the bugs It is according to the requirements but has lots of bugs Our clients have no choice but to pay us extra to fix the bugs

The universe has a sick sense of humor. You stare at your code for 8 hours straight? Nothing. One lightbulb. But the second you step away to stuff your face, take a shower, or sit on the porcelain throne? BAM! Suddenly your brain floods with brilliant solutions! It's like your subconscious is holding your debugging skills hostage until you're in the most inconvenient situation possible. And of course, the bathroom is where true genius strikes – probably because it's the only place where no one expects you to immediately jump back to your keyboard. Next sprint planning I'm just going to schedule "tactical bathroom breaks" instead of debugging sessions. Much more efficient.

Content I DISCOVERED A HOLE IN OUR INTER- NET SECURITY. WHAT? ACTUALLY, THAT'S NOT MY JOB. BUT ILL INFORM OUR NETWORK MANAGE- MENT GROUP. GOOD GRIEF MANI HOW COULO YOU PUT A HOLE IN OUR INTERNET? PASSING THE BUCK!!! YOU'RE A BUCK PASSER!!! I DION T PUT IT THERE. .AND: NOT.. FORGET ITI THERE'S NO HOLE! IT GOT BETTER! THATS MORE LIKE ITS YOUR JOB TO FIX THAT HOLE. WANT YOU TO WORK 24- 7 I FIXED THE INTERNET.

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Content K God I wish there was an easier way to do this private bool IsEven (int number) if (number 1) return false; else if (number 2) return true; else if (number 3) return false; else if (number 4) return true; else if (number 5) return false; else if (number 6) return true; else if (number 7) return false; else if (number 8) return true; else if (number 9) return false; else if (number 10) return true; else if (number 11) return false; else if (number 12) return true; else if (number 13) return false; else if (number 14) return true; else if (number 15) return false; else if (number 16) return true; else if (number 17) return false; else if (number 18) return true; else if (number 19) return false; else if (number 20) return true; else if (number 21) return false; else if (nimber 221 return trIp Coder A 16h IS Replying to ctrct Is this open source? Because I could help entering all numbers! 114