Pushing GitHub project to cloud without PC and Internet

Content JUNIOR DEV You're able to do drugs during the day and still function, still do your job? SENIOR DEV How the fuck else would you do this job? Cocaine and hookers, my friend JUNIOR DEV I've gotta say, I'm excited to be part of your firm. The product owners you have, they're absolutely SENIOR DEV Fuck the product owners

Content AUTOMATING A TASK I DO ONCE A YEAR ME ACTUAL PAID WORK

Content SORRY, YOU ARE OVERQUALIFIED. BOSSO

Content Vanessa McHale vamchale I don't use git. I don't even store code in files. I just remember it and re-type every time. 00:48 14621 Twitter Web App 211 Retweets 37 Quote Tweets 3,396 Likes

Senior devs handing you a bottle of "Hard to swallow pills" only to reveal that "REGEX IS NOT THAT COMPLICATED. YOU ARE JUST STUPID." is the programming equivalent of gaslighting. Sure, and I suppose ^(?=.*[A-Za-z])(?=.*\d)[A-Za-z\d]{8,}$ is just light bedtime reading? Nothing says "I'm intellectually superior" like pretending that hieroglyphics designed by sadists with keyboard Tourette's is actually simple. Next they'll tell us that CSS centering is intuitive and JavaScript promises are straightforward.

Content WHY DOESN'T Ct HAVE A GARBAGE COLLECTOR BECAUSE THERE WOULD BE NOTHING LEFT!