Pushing GitHub project to cloud without PC and Internet

When your operating system manual casually transitions from "Having Children" to "Watching Your Children Die" in the process management section, you know you're dealing with some dark humor. The meme brilliantly plays on the parallel between human relationships and computer processes. In Unix/Linux systems, a parent process "forks" to create child processes, and sometimes has to "kill" them or watch them "die" when they misbehave. That section on "Killing Yourself" is just process termination, but out of context? Pure psychopath energy. No wonder developers stare blankly into the void sometimes—we're just following the documentation.

The classic "rescue" that no developer actually wants. The Scrum Master swoops in with their "Congratulations! You are being rescued!" only to follow it up with "Please do not resist" when they see the software engineers' lack of enthusiasm. Anyone who's survived a few years in the industry knows that being "rescued" by Agile methodology often means more meetings, more story points, and somehow even less time to write actual code. The Scrum Master thinks they're K-2SO saving the day, but the engineers are just lying there like "Just let me die in peace with my legacy codebase."

The eternal evolution of every programmer's calculator journey! The "noob" writes an entire Python program with separate functions for addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division, complete with a menu system and user input handling. Meanwhile, the "pro" just drops a single line of pure evil: print(eval(input("Enter Expression: "))) . Why write 25 lines when you can write 1 and let users execute arbitrary code on your machine? Nothing says "I trust my users" like giving them a direct pipeline to your system's interpreter. Security? Never heard of her! This is the programming equivalent of building an entire house vs. just leaving your front door wide open with a sign that says "come on in and do whatever!"

Ah, the classic technical debt masterpiece! Two construction workers building a brick wall that's completely misaligned and chaotic, captioned with the most dangerous phrase in software development: "Just keep coding. We can always fix it later." This is basically every sprint planning meeting where the product manager needs features yesterday. The wall represents your codebase - structurally questionable but somehow still standing. Those crooked bricks? That's your hastily written functions that somehow pass the tests. Spoiler alert: "later" never comes. Six months from now you'll be explaining to new hires why there's a comment that says "// TODO: Refactor this nightmare before 2018".

Ah, indie game developers and their groundbreaking ideas! First, they'll make a "top-down RPG" (revolutionary, never been done before). Then they'll make it "Earthbound inspired" (because apparently that's a personality trait now). And finally, they'll add "crafting" (because every game needs to let you combine sticks and rocks for some reason). Meanwhile, Squidward is all of us experienced devs dying inside as we watch the 500th pitch that's basically just "Stardew Valley but with guns" being presented as the next gaming revolution. How daring indeed.

Ah, startup innovation at its finest! The intern just solved Uber's profitability problem by eliminating their biggest expense—the actual cars. Just pay someone $7.50 to walk with you instead of $56.76 for a ride. Brilliant! The best part is the sketchy "1994 white kevin" who's supposedly arriving in 3 minutes. Nothing says safety and reliability like a mysterious Kevin from the 90s showing up as your walking companion. Silicon Valley VCs are probably throwing term sheets at this idea right now. "It's like Uber but with 100% profit margins and zero vehicle maintenance costs!" *chef's kiss*