Pushing GitHub project to cloud without PC and Internet

Content Developer: It works on my computer Product Manager: Developer: Yes, but we are not going So get some details and to give your computer to reproducible steps instead the customer of "it doesnt work"

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OH MY GOD, the AUDACITY of these young developers with their fancy frameworks and cloud services! Back in the STONE AGE of computing, we had exactly TWO things: zeros and ones! That's it! No React, no Kubernetes, no fancy-schmancy IDEs with auto-complete! Just pure, raw, binary suffering! And you know what? WE THANKED THE COMPUTER GODS FOR THOSE ONES! The zeros were free, but those ones? PRECIOUS DIGITAL GOLD! Kids these days will never understand the TRAUMA of programming when a single bit flip could send your entire program into the abyss! *dramatically faints onto mechanical keyboard*

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Content Manager Good programmers just see the title of the ticket and can say what line of code caused that.. That is bull shit you are not agood programmer. yuva.krishna.memes

This is basically how a do-while loop works in real life. First message: "I will be there in 5 minutes" (the initial statement that runs once). Second message: "If you don't?" (the condition check). Third message: "Re-read the message" (repeat the loop body). The beauty here is that unlike a while loop that checks conditions first, a do-while executes at least once before checking if it should continue—just like that promise to arrive in 5 minutes that inevitably turns into an infinite loop of excuses. The eternal programmer's time estimation paradox, but in relationship form!