Same Class Different Styles

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Same Class Different Styles

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THE TRANSFORMATION IS COMPLETE! On the left, we have the office-bound software engineer - dressed in funeral attire, soul slowly being crushed by fluorescent lighting and mandatory meetings about meetings. Meanwhile, the work-from-home engineer on the right has EVOLVED into his final form - flamboyant pants, cigar in mouth, living his BEST LIFE on a golf course at 2pm on a Tuesday! Same coding skills, dramatically different dress codes. The remote revolution has unleashed fashion chaos upon the programming world and I am HERE FOR IT! The office dev probably has perfect git commit messages while the WFH legend's commits are just "fixed stuff" followed by 17 emojis.

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