Pro Tip

Content Showing up to your first day of work equipped with what you learned in college

The skeleton weightlifter meme perfectly captures the software development lifecycle under ambiguous specs. Your body (the dev team) starts with optimistic strength, ready to build something amazing, but those "vague product requirements" are the real gains-killer. Without clear specs, even the most talented engineers transform robust architecture into spaghetti code faster than you can say "scope creep." The skeleton represents what's left of your sanity after the fifth pivot in requirements this sprint. No wonder sharing this in company Slack requires bravery—product managers might recognize themselves!

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THE AUDACITY of game developers thinking I want my beautiful graphics RUINED by some fancy-pants visual effect! Chromatic aberration? More like chromatic ABOMINATION! I didn't spend $3000 on a GPU just to have my screen look like I'm wearing someone else's prescription glasses during an acid trip! That little setting gets turned OFF faster than my motivation during a merge conflict. Game devs be like "let's make everything look slightly blurry and rainbow-edged" and I'm over here channeling my inner Obi-Wan with the most dramatic "I DON'T THINK SO" in the galaxy!

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