Professor teaching us to write 12 nested if statements

Content export const isMemberofProgrammerHumor (user: if (user) if (luser.isBanned) if (luser .hasSociallife) if (luser . hasTouchedGrass) if (user. hatesJavaScript) if (user .bulliesPythonForBeingslow) return true; return false; Average Programmer Too many nested ifs, I can't read the code ProarammerHumor.io Average Reddit User They're still arguing, let me read the 57th reply now..

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The ultimate programmer paradox: !false evaluates to true , but the statement "it's funny because it's true" is itself a boolean expression that's both logically sound and a meta-joke. Seven years into debugging other people's code and I still chuckle at these elementary boolean puns while questioning my life choices. The real joke is that we spend hours hunting down logic errors caused by a single misplaced exclamation mark.

Content Optimistic developer: "This is a common sense feature that doesn't need documentation" End user: ProarammerHumor.io

Content You have squashed 4362 bugs. This has created 5282 additional bugs. You've sworn the problem was not in your code 8312 times. The problem was in your code 8312 times. You spent 1416 minutes developing code to save you 322 minutes of work. You've watched 360 minutes of training videos just to get your answer from a random blog.

Content Tom Francis Pentadact Alright but you could, like, try. Following Argument 1: cannot convert from 'string to 'String 6:04 PM - 28 Nov 2018 12 Retweets 147 Likes s ProarammerHumor.io 17 12 147