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Someone just discovered that AWS bills exist and they're NOT taking it well. Imagine the absolute AUDACITY of suggesting that public services should be... *checks notes* ...publicly funded and not designed to extract maximum shareholder value from your suffering. Revolutionary stuff, truly. Meanwhile SaaS companies are sweating bullets reading this like "wait, you guys aren't supposed to know this is an option." The clapping hands between every word really drives home the passionate rage of someone who just got their first $10,000 cloud bill for hosting a personal blog.

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The language wars are getting brutal! C# thinks adding a number to a string makes "a1" because it's doing string concatenation. Python's like "that's not valid syntax, you fool!" Meanwhile, C is just sitting there with its empty string result because it's adding the ASCII value of 'a' (97) to 1, getting 98 (which is 'b'), but then comparing it to an empty string, which is... definitely not what anyone wanted. This is why we can't have nice things in cross-language teams.

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