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Content (LAUGHING) (CRYING) Looking at programming memes Actually coding

Content Hey User! You look great! see you have a new dependency? Comment Profile: Thanks! Now I'm being developed by a new programmer and he has added 1 dependency User 234 lines ONE MONTH LATER Where did User go? haven't seen him for a long time I'm here... Comment Profile 251 lines Q WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU!!! Well, I think my new developer is definitely junior 9378 lines

Frontend dev: "I can't center this div!" Backend dev: "Hold my coffee, I'll help." *5 minutes later* Frontend dev: "THE DATABASE IS GONE?!" Backend dev: "Well, technically you don't need to center that div anymore..." And that's why we don't let backend devs touch CSS. They'd rather nuke production than figure out display: flex; justify-content: center;

The evolution of a programmer's Saturday night after a few beers is painfully accurate. Start the evening feeling ambitious, cracking open that book on complex concurrency algorithms thinking "tonight's the night I finally master this!" Two beers later, reality sets in. "Maybe I'll just read about the simple concurrency stuff instead." By beer four, all pretense of sophistication is gone. Just point to the mutex and grunt "lock thing make code no breaky." And that's how senior developers are born. Not through education, but through the gradual acceptance that sometimes the simplest solution is just to prevent everyone from touching your stuff at the same time.

Content Vishal VishalMalvi How long have you been programming? - 4 years. So you have lots of knowledge in this this field. ProdrammerHumor.io

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