Poor Kids

Look at those URLs. First one's got that "/en/" in there like it's some kind of passport check. Second one? Clean. Pristine. Beautiful. Nothing says "I'm a URL purist" like manually stripping language codes from your bookmarks. Sure, the site will probably redirect you anyway, but it's the principle that matters. Seven years of web development and I'm still fighting with URLs like they owe me money. And don't get me started on those who put language codes in the domain instead of the path...

The evolution of "Hello World" across programming languages is the perfect developer origin story: Python: print("Hello World") - Clean, simple, gets straight to the point. C++: printf("Hello World\n"); - Adds a semicolon because apparently periods weren't formal enough. Java: System.out.println("Hello World"); - Why use 5 characters when 21 will suffice? Corporate verbosity at its finest. JavaScript: npm install hello-world - Why write code when you can import someone else's? Modern problems require modern dependencies. And this, friends, is why your node_modules folder is larger than the known universe.

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Content CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS? HERE. DONE! CAN YOU COME HERE AGAIN? BUT THERE'S NOTHING WRONG.. SUNDAE KIDS Posted in rwholesomememes reddit

Content Aleksey Shipilv shipilev : After school, I decided whether to go to law school or become a programmer. I decided that I didn't want to delve into a confusing mess of contradictory pseudo-formal texts and their interpretations by people of varving degrees of expertise and their conflicting interests. And I became a programmer. Damn...