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Content Me on weekdays: I can't wait for the weekend to work on my side projects Me on weekends:

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The punchline here is a perfect double entendre. Tinder, a dating app all about making "relationships," stores its data in a "relational" database. It's a database joke that hits on two levels - technical accuracy and dating wordplay. Somewhere, a database administrator is quietly chuckling while running SELECT queries in the dark.

The gradual descent into programming madness: First panel: Rust's clean, explicit entry point. Simple. Elegant. Second panel: C/C++'s classic int main(). Familiar territory. Third panel: Python's cryptic "__name__ == '__main__'" check that makes you question your life choices. Fourth panel: The existential crisis that follows when you realize you've been staring at different entry point syntaxes for so long that you've forgotten what sunlight feels like. The four horsemen of "how the hell do I start this program again?"

Content HOW TO DELIVER A PROJECT IN 4 EASY STEPS STEP 1: AGREE TO DEADLINES WITHOUT CONSULTING THE TEAM THIS IS WE CAN DO IT IMPORTANT IN TWO WEEKS STEP 2: BREAK THE NEWS TO THE OVERLOADED TEAM WE NEED 2 MONTHS YOU HAVE 2 WEEKSI STEP 3: PUSH THE TEAM TO MEET THE DEADLINE PLEASE GET IT DONE OVER THE WEEKEND. workchronicles.com STEP 4: SHELVE THE PROJECT BECAUSE MANAGEMENT CHANGED ITS MIND NOW THIS IS WE CAN DO IT IMPORTANT IN TWO WEEKS Comics about work. Made with love lots of coffee. Hit the follow button to get the comics in your feed. Work Chronicles workchronicles.com

Content Replies X Ferdinand S 26 minutes ago During labor, the pain is so great that a woman can almost imagine what men feel when they code in COBOL 16 43 a 2 Add a public reply.. Jay 7 minutes ago (edited) What about the pain a woman feels when coding in COBOL whilst being in labor? Bunny 4 minutes ago Jay almost as hard as being a php programmer in 2020