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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Code composition Memes

Posts tagged with Code composition

Polyglottal Repository

Programming Rust Git
5 months ago 311.3K views 0 shares
Polyglottal Repository
Ah yes, the classic GitHub language breakdown that makes absolutely no sense. Assembly taking up 27.6% of the codebase? Either you've built the next NASA space shuttle or you accidentally committed your node_modules folder and it contained some ancient compiler written by dinosaurs. Meanwhile, Rust sitting at a modest 8.9% is just enough to mention in your job interviews that you're "exploring modern systems programming." The 22.4% "Other" is where all the actual work happens – probably Python scripts that do the real heavy lifting while the Assembly code just sits there looking intimidating.

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