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JS Gives Nightmares

Javascript Webdev Programming Frontend

4 months ago 408.5K views 0 shares

JS Gives Nightmares

Someone asks what language polyglot programmers dream in. First response: JavaScript. Second response delivers the killing blow: "He said dreams, not nightmares." JavaScript's type coercion, callback hell, and "undefined is not a function" errors have traumatized enough developers that it's apparently graduated from being a programming language to a sleep disorder. You know your language has issues when people need therapy just from reading [] + {} !== {} + [] . The brutal honesty here is chef's kiss. No elaborate roast needed—just a simple correction that cuts deeper than any stack trace.

Polyglottal Repository

Programming Rust Git

5 months ago 311.3K views 0 shares

Polyglottal Repository

Ah yes, the classic GitHub language breakdown that makes absolutely no sense. Assembly taking up 27.6% of the codebase? Either you've built the next NASA space shuttle or you accidentally committed your node_modules folder and it contained some ancient compiler written by dinosaurs. Meanwhile, Rust sitting at a modest 8.9% is just enough to mention in your job interviews that you're "exploring modern systems programming." The 22.4% "Other" is where all the actual work happens – probably Python scripts that do the real heavy lifting while the Assembly code just sits there looking intimidating.