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Imagine asking Santa for a YEARLY SUBSCRIPTION to make your cursor blink slightly prettier. Not world peace, not bug-free code, not even a better IDE—just a fancier cursor. The absolute audacity! Someone really out here treating their text editor like it's a luxury sports car that needs premium features. Nothing screams "I've made questionable life choices" quite like paying annually for cursor aesthetics. Your cursor already works perfectly fine for free, bestie. It blinks. It moves. What more could you possibly need? A cursor with a PhD?

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