Pair Programming

Content 75 Warnings Os I'm gonna pay you 100 to fuck off.

Content Deni DeniTech Researches are finding new planets but you can't find that missing; in your code. 100Devs programmingmemes ProarammerHumo

Ah, the classic "my CPU is running at half a million MHz" situation. Either this person has discovered the world's fastest processor or their monitoring software is having an existential crisis. For reference, most high-end CPUs run at 3000-5000 MHz, so this is just casually operating at *checks notes* 100x normal speed while using only 14% of its power. Next week: "My RAM downloaded more RAM and now I have infinite memory."

Content Probability of contagion Very High High Medium Low 6 feet Very Low Want to talk about compiler and programming language design with me? None

Content Coding Drag Queen Anna Lytical ( .. theannalytical People will say vou don't need math to be a programmer and then ask you to find the algorithmic complexity of a recursive function in an interview 1:29 PM 12420 Twitter for iPhone

The true horror isn't monsters under your bed—it's dreaming about your mom writing Lua code in Microsoft Word and then copy-pasting it into online compilers. And somehow this nightmare was so viscerally realistic that your friend thinks you're describing something that actually happened. That's the kind of psychological damage that makes senior devs wake up in cold sweats at 3 AM. The combination of Word's auto-formatting destroying code indentation and a parent discovering programming in the most chaotic way possible? Pure developer trauma fuel.