Pair Programming

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Content Its ok to use light theme Its ok to hate caffeine Its ok to sleep all night Its ok to like meetings Its ok to have a life Its ok to like interruptions Its ok to like bossy people Its ok not to have stickers on your laptop Because you are not a programmer

Content OH NO! THE ROBOTS ARE KILLING US!!! BUT WHY?? WE NEVER PROGRAMMED THEM TO DO THIS!!! static bool isCrazyMurderingRobot false; void interactwithhumans (void) if(isCrazyMurderingRobot true) kill(humans); else beniceto(humans); oppressive-silence.com

Content GENTLEMEN, IT IS WITH GREAT PLEASURE TO INFORM YOU THAT I GOT MY FIRST SOFTWARE DEV OFFER

Content ily 4 0 OxIlyy refers to themselves as "ziggers" 15yo, mid 6 figures salary can't code without subway surfer gameplay in the background created 7 new programming languages "cracked" but has to uses stimulants to "lock in" only hates Rust because it's popular

Content unity pablo DO VOU GUYS NOT HAVE MONEY?