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Getting that baby started on backpropagation before they can even propagate backward out of the room. Gotta secure that AI engineering job by age 3. The kid's already debugging neural network architectures while the rest of us are still trying to center a div. In 20 years they'll be creating sentient AI while we're still arguing about tabs vs spaces.

A cosmic correlation chart showing Earth as the only planet with both JavaScript and 120+ billion deaths. Turns out JavaScript wasn't created to build web apps—it's actually an elaborate population control mechanism! Those undefined is not a function errors aren't bugs, they're features designed to induce developer rage-quitting existence. The real reason aliens haven't contacted us? They scanned our GitHub repos and noped right out of our solar system. "TypeError: Cannot read property 'intelligence' of undefined."

OH. MY. GOD. The infamous "programming socks" meme has entered the chat! For the uninitiated, there's this bizarre internet lore that programmers (especially those working on complex systems) magically code better while wearing thigh-high striped socks. WHY? NO ONE KNOWS! It's the most ridiculous correlation-without-causation in tech history, yet somehow became THE secret weapon for debugging impossible code at 3 AM. The image shows someone dramatically putting on these mythical socks with the caption "ready for coding" as if they're about to transform into some kind of keyboard SUPERHERO. I can't even! Next they'll tell us RGB lighting adds 50 IQ points! 💀

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Oh look, it's the compiler we all secretly want but are too afraid to admit! The "AI C Compiler" (aicc) is basically what happens when you combine a programmer's desperation with their unwillingness to learn proper memory management. Instead of fixing your semicolons and memory leaks like a responsible adult, just throw your garbage code at ChatGPT and pray! "Will your code compile? Will it be fast or slow? Will it have memory leaks?" Who knows! It's like playing Russian roulette with your codebase, except all chambers are loaded and the gun is pointed at your production server. The best part? You don't even need to understand what you're doing anymore! Just make vague gestures at your requirements and let AI figure it out. Programming degree? Waste of money. Stack Overflow? Ancient history. Just whisper sweet nothings to the machine and watch it spit out code that's probably better than yours anyway.