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Content Is programming all about copy-pasting these days? Vladislav Zorov, programming enthusiast. Answered 19h ago No, man, it's about pulling in 200MB of NPM packages for a function that pads a string to the left. And another 200MB for a function that pads it to the right. Then adding React, Angular and VueJS, because you couldn't decide which one to use, running that crap through WebPack, and deploying some sty website that needs more RAM than a triple-A game. 3.6k Views View Upvoters View Sharers . Upvote 214 Share 0

Content Giulio Carrara 3rd Software Engineer 1d g Dear recruiters, if you are looking for: - Java, Python, PHP - React, Angular - PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB - AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS - nix system administration - Git and CI with TDD - Docker, Kubernetes That's not a Full Stack Developer. That's an entire IT department. Yours truly 8,0 391 comments

Oh, the sweet irony of a company desperately seeking a graphic designer while displaying their job ad in what appears to be Microsoft Paint's finest handwriting. Nothing says "we need professional design help" quite like a billboard that looks like it was created by a kindergartener with a digital crayon. The perfect self-fulfilling prophecy – they've proven their need beyond any reasonable doubt. Whoever approved this masterpiece deserves either immediate termination or an unexpected promotion for the most convincing job advertisement in history.

Content NOOO, EVERYTHING HAS BEEN ABSTRACTED FOR ALL POSSIBLE FUTURE DEVELOPMENTS AND OPTIMIZED FOR PERFORMANCE! 34 34 DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS CODE, IT MUST BE BAD DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS CODE THAT MAKES IT BAD 14 14 0.1 10 score 55 2 70 85 100 115 130 2 0.1 145

Content Employer: Do you have experience with any IDEs? Me: Yep I won at Visual Studio how t.medev meme