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AI is that new junior dev who can write an entire e-commerce platform from scratch overnight but stares blankly at the screen for hours when you ask it to fix a missing semicolon. The duality is real - fancy tuxedo for creating complex systems, but turn into a teeth-grinding maniac when faced with debugging the simplest issues. Just like the rest of us, except we don't have the excuse of being a neural network.

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The irony is palpable! A job posting demanding "50% of code must be done by AI" while simultaneously requiring you to sacrifice your firstborn to the startup gods. Let me translate this corporate poetry: "We want cutting-edge AI integration, but also need you in an overpriced SF apartment, grinding weekends away while jet-setting to client sites. Your work-life balance? Sorry, that's not in our Jira board." The "vibe coding experience" requirement is just chef's kiss perfection. Because nothing says "we understand modern development" like demanding both AI automation AND soul-crushing overtime in the same breath.