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The JavaScript ecosystem's greatest fear: finding out some random AI model was trained on their npm packages. The title "I Tsc Alled Dis Ti Lla Tion" is a play on "distillation" - the process where AI models learn from other models - but butchered to include "tsc" (TypeScript compiler) and broken into syllables like someone having a panic attack. Nothing sends a JavaScript developer into hysterics faster than discovering their precious code snippets are now being regurgitated by ChatGPT. Meanwhile, the logos for TypeScript, React, and Node.js perfectly represent the frameworks watching their intellectual property get slurped up by the AI void.

Content WHAT GIVES PEOPLE FEELINGS OF POWER MONEY STATUS having enough 'reputation points' on StackOverflow to downvote answers made with mematic iamnotonartist.

Content TB CLB INDENTATION ERROR DETECTED So I said put it on my- Get out THE JENKINSCOMIC

Content Some day we won't even need coders any more. We'll be able to just write the specification and the program will write itself Oh wow, you're right! We'll be able to write a comprehensive and precise spec and bam, we won't need programmers any more! Exactly And do you know the industry term for a proiect specification that is comprehensive and precise enough to generate a program? Code It's called code CommitStrip.com

Content Please stop PSA: reposting this meme for the Love of God When your program is a complete mess, but it does its job

The ancient art of debugging with print statements. When your code breaks at 2 AM and you're too tired to figure out proper breakpoints, you just litter your codebase with console.log("HERE") , print("WHY GOD WHY") , or System.out.println("KILL ME") . It's like leaving breadcrumbs through the forest of your broken logic. Sure, proper debugging tools exist, but nothing beats the raw, primal satisfaction of watching your terminal fill with desperate messages as you narrow down exactly where everything went to hell.