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Content HOW IT STARTED: Elon Musk elonmusk The duty of a leader is to serve their people, not for the people to serve them 3:01 PM Feb 11, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone HOW IT'S GOING: L'Chat BlackOverflow 13h Replying to elonmusk Me when I hold my work visa employees hostage for a 2am photo op so I can make it look like I'm totally doing the coding and stuff 483 17 1,314 39 123 18,106