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Prison scene: two inmates chatting. The smaller one confesses, "I wrote a regex without Googling." The muscular inmate's reaction? Pure shock: "DUDE. WTF?!" Writing regex from memory is basically the developer equivalent of claiming you can disarm a nuclear bomb blindfolded. Even senior devs with 20 years of experience still copy-paste that email validation pattern. The confidence required to manually craft those cryptic `/^[a-zA-Z0-9]+$/` monstrosities without Stack Overflow backup? Absolutely terrifying.

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Content Dad: why are your eyes red son? Son: I smoke weed. Dad: Don't Lie. You're crying because you have been coding in JavaScript.

The meme perfectly captures the software development lifecycle in three tragic acts: Act 1: A beautiful binary tree structure representing clean, modular code that makes developers shed tears of joy. Act 2: The dreaded "but what if" requirement change appears - that moment when product managers casually suggest connecting two previously unrelated parts of your architecture. Act 3: KABOOM! Your elegant architecture explodes into a million pieces because that one little cross-connection violates every separation of concerns principle you carefully crafted. This is why senior developers twitch uncontrollably whenever they hear "just a small change" in sprint planning. Your pristine SOLID principles are about to meet their mortal enemy: business reality.

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