Oh those race conditions

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Ah yes, the authentic game dev experience – crying in bed while wrestling with OpenGL collision detection. No fancy ergonomic setup, no whiteboard full of brilliant algorithms, just pure existential despair with C++ error messages burning into your retinas at 2 AM. This isn't just coding, it's emotional damage with syntax highlighting. The "TRUE VIBE" isn't the satisfaction of solving problems – it's the soul-crushing reality that you've spent 16 hours debugging why your character falls through the floor when walking diagonally.

The gap between how we imagine our coding abilities versus what we actually produce is wider than the Jurassic period. Left side: majestic T-Rex ready to dominate. Right side: that offline Chrome dinosaur game you play when your internet dies. At least the pixelated version still technically runs, which is more than I can say for half my projects.

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