No Programming Language Gets This Keyword Right

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Content New AI can guess whether you're gay or straight from a photograph An algorithm deduced the sexuality of people on a dating site with up to 91 accuracy, raising tricky ethical questions 40 45 50 55 60 65 70 75 80 85 90 95 0.8 1.78 An illustrated depiction of facial analysis technology similar to that used in the experiment. Illustration: Alamy

Content VS code is too slow... It takes 3 seconds to open a file.. Visual Studio: Best I can do is 5 minutes..

Content disemvowel str str. replace(aeiougi,''); const disemvowel (str f cons vowels L'a' let newstr for (let i 0: i str. lenath: i) let char str. charAt(i); if (vowels. indexOf (char) -1) newStr char; 'e' "i', 'o', 'u', 'A', 'E', 'I', 'O', 'U'; 7 return newstr;

Content You write comments to document your code I write unit tests to document my code We are not the same