No More Mac

While lawyers and doctors spend years in prestigious institutions mastering their craft, programmers have embraced a far more... elegant approach. The sacred knowledge acquisition ritual of our people? Frantically Googling error messages at 2AM while muttering "why the hell is this working now when I changed literally nothing?" Computer science degree? Cute. My real education comes from Stack Overflow, obscure GitHub issues from 2014, and that one Reddit thread where someone solved my exact problem but didn't explain how. The truth hurts, but it also compiles. Sometimes.

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