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The modern developer's nightmare spelled out in logos - RETARD : R eact, E xpress, T ailwind, A WS, R edis, D eno. Someone at marketing definitely got fired for not checking the acronym before approving this stack. Imagine the CTO's face during the presentation: "Our revolutionary RETARD stack will disrupt the industry!" *awkward silence* *single cough from the back row* The irony is that individually, these are actually decent technologies. Together? Career suicide in your next standup meeting.

Nothing kicks your brain into high gear like the threat of financial ruin! This genius created the ultimate wake-up call by programming an AI to launch 100 premium EC2 instances at 6 AM daily. For the uninitiated, EC2 instances are Amazon's cloud computing servers that can cost hundreds of dollars per hour for the high-end ones. The sheer terror of potentially burning $500 per minute because you hit snooze one too many times? That's motivation no amount of coffee could ever provide. The cloud computing equivalent of putting your alarm clock across the room, except this one threatens to empty your bank account. The best part? "I haven't missed a day so far." Yeah, no kidding. Nothing says "rise and shine" like impending bankruptcy!

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