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Content Giulio Carrara 3rd Software Engineer 1d g Dear recruiters, if you are looking for: - Java, Python, PHP - React, Angular - PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB - AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS - nix system administration - Git and CI with TDD - Docker, Kubernetes That's not a Full Stack Developer. That's an entire IT department. Yours truly 8,801 391 comments

When you're a government entity trying to decide between two equally terrible options: either hack into AWS to steal data, or just physically bomb their data centers. The joke here is the absurd false dichotomy – like these are the only two viable strategies in a government's playbook. But wait, there's a third option that nobody asked for: just send them a politely worded subpoena! Governments be sweating over this choice like they're picking between rm -rf / and sudo rm -rf /* . Spoiler alert: they probably already have a backdoor API key anyway.

The internet: a towering Jenga stack of technologies where one sneeze could bring down half the web. At the bottom, you've got Linux doing the heavy lifting while DNS pretends it's not held together with duct tape and prayers. AWS and Cloudflare are just there collecting rent on the whole operation. The real MVPs? Those unpaid open-source developers who fix critical bugs at 2AM because someone complained on GitHub. Meanwhile, V8 and WASM are up there making "things happen in the web" while Microsoft flies around like an Angry Bird, doing whatever Microsoft feels like today. And AI? Just a tiny appendage bolted on that everyone pretends is driving the whole machine. The perfect representation of what happens when you build civilization on a foundation of "it compiled, ship it."

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Content how is this even possible? You will bring cross-domain expertise, covering a mix of many of the following areas: AWS - laaS, Boto3, DevOps Serverless Computing - Lambda, Containers (Docker, Kubernetes, ECSEKS), Kinesis, API Gateway Infractructuro ac Pada (lar). Plandformation . NODO YOU CANTJUSTASK FOR SO MANY SKILLS THIS IS LITERALLY MY DAILY JOB

The fearless cloud engineer, who boldly proclaims "I fear no man"... until SSH enters the chat. That moment when your terminal connection drops mid-deployment and your heart skips three beats. Infrastructure as Code? Nah, we're running Infrastructure as Prayer hoping the connection stays alive. Nothing quite matches the primal terror of watching your SSH session hang while you're elbow-deep in production configs at 2PM on a Friday.