No wonder that I didn't enjoy computer science in the past

Content Nat Alison tesseralis boss make a dollar, I make a dime, that's why my algorithms run in exponential time 3:36 PM May 8, 2021 Twitter Web App 502 Retweets 16 Quote Tweets 3,980 Likes

Content I have a plan. I have part of a plan! I don't know. Twelve percent. That is not a plan! You've got a plan? What percentage of a plan do you have? Twelve percent? It's barely a concept.

OMG, the HOLY WAR of programming languages! 💅 Two kingdoms separated by nothing but PURE DELUSION! On the left, developers praising their "blessed" language with its "glorious" syntax like they're worshipping at some divine altar. Meanwhile, they look across the river at those SAVAGES using different indentation rules like they're absolute MONSTERS who probably don't wash their hands after using the bathroom! 🏰 The DRAMA of it all! Your "heroic debugging efforts" are my "brutish quick fixes" - honey, we're ALL just frantically Googling Stack Overflow at 2AM while crying into our energy drinks! The absolute AUDACITY of programmers to act like their chosen language is the One True Religion when we're all just trying to make computers do the thing! PERIODT! ✨

Content Manager: One of our competitor company is trying to pull all programmers from us with huge package... Me: Hitch RACING COLLECTIN Oh my god! That's disgusting. Where? ProgrammerHumor.ic

Content hello, I heard you have a degree in CS I know a little about stock market. What if we created an Al to forecast.... .. trends and buy the most profitable...

Content HOW TO WRITE GOOD CODE: START PROJECT. DO THINGS RIGHT OR DO THEM FAST? RIGHT FAST CODE FAST CODE WELL DOES IT WORK YET? NO ALMOST, BUT ITS BECOME A MASS OF KLUDGES AND SPAGHETTI CODE. ARE YOU DONE YET? NO NO, AND THE REQUIREMENTS HAVE CHANGED. THROW IT ALL OUT AND START OVER. GOOD CODE