No Time To Waste

Developer problems Programmer life Deadline Coding under pressure Panic coding Crunch time Typing speed Last minute Productivity hacks Desperate measures

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No Time To Waste

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When your project deadline is breathing down your neck, suddenly everything becomes an obstacle—even your own fingernails. The sheer desperation of clipping each fingernail with a nail clipper attached to each finger is the kind of unhinged efficiency only deadline panic can inspire. Nothing says "I've transcended normal human behavior" quite like performing impromptu nail surgery to increase typing speed by 0.02%. The compiler won't notice, but your deteriorating mental state certainly will.

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