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Content Me: I will rewrite every sorting algorithm from scratch and they will be the fastest ever written ever! 80's Software Engineers that dealt with hardware 3 decades olderslower that had to max out their algorithms to compensate: That's cute...you're cute..

Content "Sometimes Things Break': Twitter Outages Are on the Rise Elon Musk's repeated job cuts are stoking new fears that there aren't enough people to triage Twitter's problems. David Plunkert By Ryan Mac, Mike Isaac and Kate Conger Feb. 28. 2023 Updated 2:03 p.m. ET After Elon Musk bought Twitter last year and eliminated thousands of its employees, many users were so alarmed by the cuts that RIPTwitter and Goodbye Twitter

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The perfect programming double entendre! In software development, exceptions are literally designed to handle special cases without affecting the main code flow. That's their entire purpose! Any developer who's written a try/catch block is silently screaming at this tweet. The irony is just *chef's kiss* - teachers using "exception" as an excuse not to make exceptions, while programmers create exceptions specifically to handle unique situations. The compiler would be so disappointed.