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The pure, unbridled joy of escaping the dreaded retrospective meeting is like landing a production deployment with zero bugs. No need to rehash last sprint's disasters or explain why your estimate of "2 story points" somehow turned into a two-week odyssey. For one blessed day, nobody's asking why you committed directly to main or why the database is held together with duct tape and prayers. Freedom tastes so sweet!

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