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Content Who the hell you think you're talking to?! so many developers are getting fired, you think it's easy for them to find someone Walt admit you're in pangel that can understand all of this? and if even if they found him, it will take him ages you know how much money they are going to lose if I just decided to stop going to work? even if I told you wouldn't believe it. 1am not in Danger Skyler, I AM THE DANGER You think the manager jokes and I should fake laugh begging him to keep me?! 1 AM THE ONE WHO JOKES

The evolution of software engineering confidence is a beautiful disaster. First week: "I have no idea what I'm doing" (classic imposter syndrome). After a year: "They have no idea what they're doing" (realizing the codebase is held together by duct tape and prayers). By year five: "We have no idea what we're doing" (achieving enlightenment - the entire industry is just sophisticated guesswork running in production). The sacred journey from self-doubt to collective confusion. It's not a bug, it's a feature of our profession!

Content Chris Albon chrisalbon Software engineering pro-tip: Follow Do not, I repeat, do not deploy this week. That is how you end up debugging a critical issue from your parent's wifi in your old bedroom while your spouse hates you for abandoning them with your racist uncle. 8:49 PM - 19 Dec 2017 11,775 Retweets 23,488 Likes 254 17 12K 23K Sat

SOMEONE PLEASE REVOKE THIS MAN'S DEVELOPER LICENSE IMMEDIATELY! 🚨 This tweet is the programming equivalent of saying "a hammer is just an API to nails" and "nails are an API to wood" and "wood is an API to trees." MAKE IT STOP! An API (Application Programming Interface) is a specific set of rules and protocols that allows different software applications to communicate with each other - NOT this cosmic tech ladder to the universe! The only thing this tweet proves is that if you string enough technical words together, you can sound profound while being CATASTROPHICALLY wrong. It's giving "I just discovered programming last week and now I'm having deep thoughts" energy.