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Ah yes, the classic "let's ditch the framework" presentation that conveniently forgets to mention they also fired half their users. Sure, your TTI improved by 50% when nobody's using your app anymore! Next slide: "By replacing our database with a text file, we saw a 99% reduction in storage costs!" The JavaScript pendulum swings once again—React is bloated! Vanilla JS is king! Until next quarter when they'll discover this amazing new framework called *checks notes* Angular.

Content I'M NOT AN ENGINEER, SO THIS MIGHT BE A DUMB QUESTION. OILBERT.COM SCOTTADAMSSAYS BUT WHY CAN'T WE 3-D PRINT A BLOCKCHAIN AND HTML IT INTO BITCOIN? -20-18 2018 Scott Adass, isc.Dist. by Nadrews Kokeel ALICE CAN ANSWER THAT. I QUIT.

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Behold the NIGHTMARE that is trying to write Bash scripts! 😱 The top panel shows those fancy modern frameworks (VS Code, React, Node.js) smugly telling you to "just be confident" when approaching coding. Meanwhile, the bottom panel reveals the HORRIFYING TRUTH of what happens when you dare venture into Bash scripting territory - you transform into a deranged possum-creature questioning your entire existence! No amount of "confidence" can prepare you for the soul-crushing experience of debugging a Bash script where a single missing space or semicolon turns your beautiful code into an eldritch horror. The Vim logo lurking in the corner is just *chef's kiss* perfection - as if to say "welcome to your doom!"

Content PCGAMER.COM Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74 Every Programmer Ever: ProdrammerHumor.io