My favorite cap from graduation

Content Writing comments around your code that's not even close to functional. Can't have dirty gai bageo

Content You don't have to worry about Microsoft looking in your repo If your code is unreadable to begin with

Content "You can't just use one language for all platforms." that's where you're wrong kiddo

Content Select a card to play. The black card for last round was: What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard? Pretend You're Xyzzy Confirm Selection The previous round was won by SeeSharp. A giant mechanical bird with a tragic backstory. Pretend You're Xyzzy 20 27 Dynamic memory allocation. Pretend You're Xyzzy Keeping Christ in Christmas. Pretend You're Xyzzy

Content Programmers designing database relationships Programmers designing human relations

Content Actual footage of the Management Team arriving to take credit for the Programmers' hardwork.