Most Woke Profession

ide Dark mode Syntax highlighting Light mode Developer preferences Coding environment Visual studio code Development tools Color schemes Programmer aesthetics

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Most Woke Profession

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Developers spend 8 hours staring at code but will fight to the death over whether their IDE should be light or dark themed. The true holy war isn't tabs vs. spaces—it's which shade of "eye-burning white" or "void-like black" best complements your syntax highlighting. Meanwhile, the blacked-out section marked "NOT OKAY" is probably some hideous pastel monstrosity that would make even Comic Sans blush. Because nothing says "senior developer" like having extremely strong opinions about color palettes while completely ignoring the 47 merge conflicts in your repo.

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