Most accurate progress bar ever 😂

Regular insults? Pfft . Programmers have evolved beyond such primitive attacks. Why call someone "ugly" when you can utterly devastate them by pointing out that Microsoft's stock value plummets every time they write a line of code? The cat's deadpan delivery is the perfect embodiment of programmer humor—ruthlessly precise, financially quantifiable, and delivered with the cold, calculating stare of someone who's debugged legacy code at 4AM. It's not personal... it's just statistically significant.

Spending 10 days to automate a 10-minute task isn't a waste of time—it's an investment in your sanity. Sure, the math doesn't add up until you've run that script 144 times, but who's counting? The true victory is never having to do that mind-numbing task manually again. Plus, those 10 days weren't just coding—they included 9 days of procrastination, Stack Overflow deep dives, and telling everyone how you're "optimizing workflow." The smug satisfaction alone is worth the time deficit.

Content The Project they want me to run on it - 0953 My Office Laptop

Content Playa Dev Playa Dev More TwitchLeak commit messages -OH MY GOD THAT WAS IT, IT ACTUALLY BUILDS. -Mouse events now work, magically! - temp files and csvs suck - formatting sucks - i suck -wtf why wont you build - ok wtf port are we running on then - Fix again.. wtf sublime text

Ah, the classic revenge of the unpaid intern! When your company thinks exposure is a valid form of payment, but you're leaving with something far more valuable—their API key. Nothing says "thanks for the experience" quite like committing sensitive credentials to a public repository on your way out. It's the digital equivalent of taking the office stapler, except this one could cost them thousands in unauthorized AWS charges. Remember kids: proper credential management isn't just good practice, it's also why you should probably pay your developers.

Content KNOW YOU WORK VERY HARD BUT WE NEED MORE EFFORT FROM YOU. PROJECT MANAGER ME