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Remember when we argued about text editors like they were sports teams? Now we're just watching AI companies slap version numbers on VS Code forks like they're NFTs. "My VS Code fork has more digits than yours" is the new "my dad can beat up your dad." Meanwhile, Emacs users are still configuring their first keystroke from 1976.

Oh honey, the AUDACITY of programmers thinking names are some kind of standardized, well-behaved data! 💅 Names change when people get married, divorced, or just FEEL LIKE IT. They don't follow your precious "first name, last name" format. And sweetie, if you think your system won't encounter Chinese names (or Arabic, Japanese, Korean...), you're living in a fantasy land! And that dictionary of "bad words"? Darling, it's DEFINITELY blocking legitimate names from cultures around the world. Some people literally don't have names! THE HORROR! Welcome to the chaotic hellscape of international name handling - where your beautiful database schema goes to DIE! ✨

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The ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of being a Vim user in social situations! 😱 When someone introduces themselves, your brain doesn't store their name in normal memory—it gets filed under "Vim Keybindings" alongside your escape routes! The poor soul's brain is literally SCANNING through Vim commands to exit a conversation like it's a terminal they're desperately trying to close! That ":wq to exit conversation" is the digital equivalent of faking a phone call to escape small talk. The struggle is CATASTROPHICALLY real when your social protocol runs on the same system as your text editor!