Memory Management: The Real Commitment Issue

Programming languages Memory safety Memory management

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Memory Management: The Real Commitment Issue

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A programmer's twist on the classic "what girls want" tweet! While the original tweet suggests girls want "commitment" (starts with C), our battle-scarred dev responds with the ultimate programmer dad joke: "Go and Rust are memory safer, but you do you."

It's the perfect marriage of programming languages and dating humor. Sure, Go and Rust handle memory management safely, but C? That's living dangerously—manual memory allocation with no safety nets. Like dating someone who says "I don't believe in labels" on the first date.

Segmentation faults in your code or your love life? Choose wisely.

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