Me Spending 2 Hours Naming A Variable Vs My Neighbor Naming Their Wi-Fi

So you'll agonize over whether a variable should be userData, userInfo, or userDataObject for two hours, consulting Clean Code and three senior devs... but your neighbor just casually drops "Silence of the LANs" and "Tell my Wi-Fi love her" without breaking a sweat.

Meanwhile, you're still debating camelCase vs snake_case while they're out here creating masterpieces like "Martin Router King" and "The LAN Before Time." They've got more creativity in their router settings than you've had in your entire codebase.

The real kicker? Their naming convention is probably more memorable than your perfectly semantic fetchUserDataFromDatabaseAndTransformToDTO function that you spent half a sprint naming.