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Nothing says "I make questionable life choices" quite like tattooing regex on your body. That's a pattern for matching email addresses, permanently etched into skin that will age far better than the validation logic. Hope you never need to update your dependencies.

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Content Almost made fun of an electrician today like "is it an electrician's guild rule that you have to perform 5 minutes of ritual complaining about What Was The Previous Electrician Thinking before you're allowed to fix anything?" but then I remembered I'm a software engineer