Me and the boys validating each other's programming skills on LinkedIn

Content Big Data: What is it? Big Data is like teenage sex: Everyone talks about it Nobody really knows how to do it Everyone thinks everyone else is doing it So, everyone claims they are doing it.

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OH MY GOD, look at that face! That cat is bringing you a dead mouse with the EXACT same energy as when you triumphantly deliver that Stack Overflow code to your codebase! Zero understanding of what you're actually doing, but FULL confidence that you're bringing something valuable to the table! The wide-eyed "please let me in, I have a GIFT for you" expression is LITERALLY every developer pasting code they don't understand but desperately hope works. Your project manager is about to get a half-dead implementation that might randomly start working or completely crash your production server! Congratulations, you absolute code scavenger!

Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of Americans flaunting their Micro Center privileges! 😤 European developers and gamers are over here SUFFERING in a tech desert while Americans casually stroll into Micro Center for 80% OFF GAMING PCs?! The sheer INJUSTICE! Europeans are giving that death stare that says "I had to pay TRIPLE for my RTX card and wait 6 months for shipping." It's like watching someone eat a gourmet meal while you're forced to code on a potato. European devs are literally DYING of tech envy right now. The transatlantic hardware inequality is TOO MUCH TO BEAR! 💔

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That thousand-yard stare when your brain decides to solve your recursive function issue during a social event. Your body might be discussing weekend plans, but your mind just figured out it was a missing semicolon all along. The real party is happening in your prefrontal cortex where that elusive edge case just got handled. Meanwhile everyone else is wondering why you're nodding at nothing and mumbling "of course, the buffer overflow."