Me and the boys validating each other's programming skills on LinkedIn

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Content include iostream using namespace std; int main() cout 3 5 endl; include iostream int doProduct (int, int); int main() int a 3; int b 5; std: :cout doProduct (a, b) std: : endl; return 0; DenverCoder1 summary Function that receives 2 numbers and returns their product summary param name"a"The first numberparam param name"b"The second numberparam returnsThe product of the a and breturns int doProduct (int a, int b) return a b;

Content 1 SURVIVED ANOTHER MEETING THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL VIA

Behold the TRAGIC transformation that awaits us all! Start coding as a hobby? Look at those majestic creatures at the top - radiant, well-groomed, probably eating vegetables and getting eight hours of sleep. Fast forward to coding professionally and BOOM - you're a caffeine-powered zombie with the complexion of someone who hasn't seen sunlight since the first iPhone launched! The energy drink becomes both your life support and personality trait. Your hair? Either nonexistent or staging a rebellion against gravity. Your eyes? Two black holes that have seen the darkest depths of legacy code. The professional coder doesn't even have TIME to grow a proper beard anymore - that's what happens when deadlines eat your soul for breakfast!

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The battle-hardened senior dev looking down at the Webpack and Vite logos like they're mere toys. After 15 years of manually configuring Apache servers at 3am and compiling C++ with makefiles written by Satan himself, watching junior "vibe coders" celebrate because their hot reload works is both adorable and irritating. Remember when we had to restart the entire server just to see if our CSS change worked? Kids these days will never know the character-building suffering of waiting 45 seconds for Internet Explorer 6 to crash after each debug attempt.