Me and the boys validating each other's programming skills on LinkedIn

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAUMA of learning TypeScript after JavaScript is like having your brain wiped by that Men in Black neuralyzer! One minute you're happily writing code without caring what type anything is, living your best chaotic JavaScript life, and then BOOM! TypeScript comes along demanding to know the EXACT TYPE of every. single. variable. you've ever created! Suddenly you're drowning in interfaces, generics, and union types while your precious JavaScript knowledge evaporates into the void. It's like TypeScript looked at your JavaScript skills and said "That's cute, now forget EVERYTHING you know about being flexible with data types!" 💀

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The sacred rule of programming: when something works, leave it alone . But no, we just had to add that fancy animation and refactor that "ugly" but functional code. Now production's down, Slack is blowing up, and management wants to know why the site looks like it was hit by a digital tornado. Next time, maybe we'll remember that "working" trumps "pretty" every single time. The bike was fine until we decided it needed racing stripes and a bell.

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