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Oh the ABSOLUTE DRAMA of programming education! 😱 The instructor is having a full-on meltdown because some cocky student wants to skip the sacred "Hello World" ritual! HOW DARE THEY?! The student thinks they're sooooo clever with their "I already know how to print text, let's move on" attitude. HONEY, NO! 💅 That's like saying you can perform heart surgery because you know how to use a knife to cut vegetables! The instructor's rage is simply *chef's kiss* - the embodiment of every programming teacher who's died inside watching students try to build Netflix clones before they can even declare a variable. The fundamentals aren't just important, they're your LIFELINE in this cruel coding world!

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