Man, I've Learned So Much This Week!!

Thinking about learning JavaScript: PANIK . Seeing the $29.217 yearly salary: KALM . Discovering that JavaScript thinks 0 > null is false, but 0 >= null is true: EXTREME PANIK . JavaScript's type coercion is like that friend who makes up rules during board games. "No, see, zero is equal to null when it's convenient, but also completely different when it's not. Why? Because I said so."

The top panel shows a beautiful hierarchical file structure—the kind they teach in CS courses. Neatly organized projects, experiments, and data types, all properly labeled with sensible naming conventions. Meanwhile, the bottom panel reveals the horrifying truth: a dumpster labeled "TEMP" overflowing with digital garbage. That's where your production data actually lives—right next to yesterday's lunch and those "I'll sort these later" files from 2018. The "HAZARDOUS" label is the chef's kiss here. Nothing says "enterprise-grade solution" like a folder that could metaphorically give you tetanus. Who needs database normalization when you can just ctrl+F through 8GB of unsorted files?

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