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Content Normal people: It's a dishwasher tablet Programmers: I see something else (

Content Senior: If you're stuck with the work please don't be afraid to ask for help Junior: asks for help Senior: ENT Or THe What a stupid son of a bitch.

The eternal programmer journey in one graph! First, you install Node.js and suddenly you're a "full-stack developer" conquering Mount Stupid with unearned confidence. Then reality hits—your app crashes in production, your dependencies break, and you discover there are 47 JavaScript frameworks you've never heard of. Welcome to the Valley of Despair! Eventually, you start climbing that Slope of Enlightenment, learning that semicolons aren't optional (fight me), and that StackOverflow isn't just a website but a lifestyle. If you survive long enough, you might reach the Plateau of Sustainability, where you finally admit that no one—absolutely no one—understands webpack configs.

Developers spend 8 hours staring at code but will fight to the death over whether their IDE should be light or dark themed. The true holy war isn't tabs vs. spaces—it's which shade of "eye-burning white" or "void-like black" best complements your syntax highlighting. Meanwhile, the blacked-out section marked "NOT OKAY" is probably some hideous pastel monstrosity that would make even Comic Sans blush. Because nothing says "senior developer" like having extremely strong opinions about color palettes while completely ignoring the 47 merge conflicts in your repo.

Content Dear maintainer: When I wrote this code, only I and God knew what it was. Now, only God knows! So if you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine (and failed), please increment the following counter as a warning to the next guy: totalhourswastedhere 67

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