Let the Git games begin

Content DON'T Let PROGRAMMERS design THE FUTURE. IT WILL LOok AS SHITTY AS THIS POSTER. SLASH HACKATHON 2020 27-29 March 2020 CODE University Berlin Register at www slash. berlin

Content SOMEONF'S GONNA INHERIT MY UNDOCUMENTED SPAGHETTI CODE WHEN I LEAVE THE COMPANY

Oh. My. GOD! The absolute TRAGEDY of Rust developers! 💀 Top panel: They're Olympic champions when it comes to TALKING about Rust - pointing guns, taking names, ready to convert every programmer within a 50-mile radius! Bottom panel: The soul-crushing reality of actually having to WRITE Rust code, hunched over like they're carrying the weight of the borrow checker on their shoulders! The duality of every Rust evangelist - preaching memory safety by day, quietly fighting with compiler errors by night! The DRAMA!

Content yeah I am a programmer if your code does not compile, what do you do? I try to compile it again That's on me, I set the bar too low.

Content me trying to fix something some guy on STACKOVERFLOW 13 years ago who had the same problem as me

Content YEAR O LET ME WRITE THIS CODE IN ONE LINE WITH COMPLEX ABSTRACTIONS. I AM SO CLEVER! orkchronicles.com YEAR X LET ME WRITE THIS CODE SUCH THAT FUTURE -ME CAN EASILY UNDERSTAND IT. (