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Content (DEV The Practical Dev thepracticaldev The feature where Atom slows down and crashes if I open a big file really helps me keep my code concise and my classes small 21:44 PM - 09 Mar 2017 9 17 409 1152

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The eternal standoff between WinRAR and literally everyone with a computer. The most patient software in existence politely asks "Plz pay now," you smugly respond "no," and WinRAR just... accepts it with a defeated "ok." Meanwhile, the Harold meme face perfectly captures that mixture of guilt and satisfaction we feel while continuing to use premium software after the 40-day trial expired... in 2003. The greatest business model in software history: technically paid software that nobody has ever paid for, yet somehow still exists 30 years later. It's the digital equivalent of that friend who always offers to pay but secretly hopes you'll say "I got this one."

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Nothing says "I'm helping" like an AI that can't even match parentheses properly. Those unbalanced brackets and braces in Google's Gemini ad are the coding equivalent of nails on a chalkboard. Sure, let the AI write your code—if you enjoy debugging cryptic syntax errors at 2AM while questioning your career choices. "Streamline your workflow" they say... more like "streamline your path to Stack Overflow." The irony of a code-generating tool that can't generate syntactically correct code in its own marketing material is just *chef's kiss*.