Kill The Feature, Not The Customer

The existential journey of a developer who's reached their breaking point! From endless meetings to Jira tickets that multiply like rabbits, this chat perfectly captures that moment when you realize the solution to user problems isn't murder (thankfully) but feature pruning.

The gradual progression from general frustration to the specific epiphany about killing unused features instead of customers is *chef's kiss* - the exact thought process every developer has at 2:47pm on a Thursday after the fourth "urgent" meeting of the day.

And that "developer mid life crisis" response with the laughing emoji? Pure validation that we're all silently screaming inside our professionally calm exteriors while maintaining our code and sanity.