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The tech industry's relationship with the word "open" is like that ex who said they wanted an "open relationship" but actually meant "I want to see other people while you stay committed." On the left, we've got "Open" VPNs with fine print that would make a lawyer blush: "free" (after you pay), "unlimited" (for exactly two people), and source code you can view from such a distance you'll need the James Webb telescope. And then there's "Open" AI on the right—about as open as Fort Knox during a security drill. "Open research" (coming never), "open models" (just trust us, bro), and an "open culture" where sharing is strictly forbidden. After 15 years in tech, I've learned that "open" is corporate-speak for "we'll keep it open until we've captured enough market share to slam the door shut." Classic bait-and-switch, now with 100% more paywalls!

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The ultimate OS decision flowchart: if you hate yourself, pick Windows, Linux, or macOS. If you don't hate yourself? Welcome to TempleOS, the divine operating system built by a single programmer who claimed to have received instructions from God. It's got a 640x480 16-color display, its own compiler, and absolutely zero networking capabilities because "the CIA doesn't need another backdoor." The joke here is that mainstream OS choices are all various flavors of suffering—driver issues, terminal commands that make no sense, or paying for the privilege of being told you're holding it wrong. But if you're mentally stable enough to NOT hate yourself, clearly you're unhinged enough to run an OS that treats programming like a religious experience. It's like saying "normal people problems or ascend to a different plane of existence entirely?"

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