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This flowchart is basically every developer's internal monologue when production breaks. The logic is flawless: if it works, don't touch it. If it doesn't work but you didn't touch it, clearly you're an idiot for even being near it. The real genius move is the "CAN YOU BLAME SOMEONE ELSE" decision node—which, given the title "Blame AI," has found its newest scapegoat. In 2024, AI has officially joined the ranks of "the intern," "legacy code," and "it worked on my machine" as the ultimate excuse for bugs. Why debug when you can just say "ChatGPT generated this function" and watch everyone nod sympathetically? The flowchart's path to "NO PROBLEMS" through hiding it or blaming others is disturbingly accurate. If nobody knows it's broken, is it really broken? Schrödinger's bug, if you will. The "WILL YOU GET INTO TROUBLE?" branch leading to "PASS THE BUCK" is corporate survival 101. Junior devs take notes: this is the real algorithm they don't teach you in CS class.

That face when your PM has absolutely no idea what's happening with the junior devs but needs to report something to the senior team. The grimace says it all - somewhere in the codebase, a junior is implementing a sorting algorithm with 17 nested for-loops while another is committing directly to production at 4:59 PM on Friday. Meanwhile, the PM is just trying to figure out how to spin "complete chaos" into "experiencing some minor technical challenges."

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