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Ah, the classic uninitialized pointer bug. You spend 8 hours debugging, questioning your career choices, contemplating a life as a goat farmer, only to discover you forgot to write ptr = malloc(sizeof(int)) . Meanwhile, your program's been happily accessing random memory addresses like a drunk tourist navigating Tokyo subway. The wall behind the character is a perfect representation of your sanity after staring at memory dumps for half a day.

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The only thing worse than being shot at? Someone pitching their "revolutionary app idea" with zero budget and expecting you to build it for exposure and a mythical share of future profits. That moment when you'd rather face armed soldiers than another person who thinks their "Uber but for dog walkers" concept is worth billions, yet they can't afford to pay you actual money. The best part? They always say "it's simple" right before describing something that would require a team of 20 engineers and six months of development. But hey, they're "idea people" - the hard part is already done!

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Content It's time for you to look inward, and start asking yourself the big questions WHAT THE FUCK IS A POINTER? AND HOW DO YOU USE IT?