Json Goes Brrrr

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Json Goes Brrrr

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The hard truth nobody wants to admit. You stare at that YAML file for 20 minutes, counting indentation levels, trying to figure out which closing bracket matches which opening one, and questioning your life choices. Meanwhile, JSON just sits there with its clear structure and curly braces, judging you silently. But we keep using YAML because... reasons? Probably the same reasons we still use regex.

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