Json Goes Brrrr

If only debugging was as simple as staring at wooden logs until you find an actual insect. Instead, we spend 8 hours hunting down a missing semicolon while our coffee gets cold and our will to live evaporates. The real bugs are never this visible or cooperative. They're quantum particles that only exist when you're not looking for them.

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Nocturnal creatures of the code, surviving on caffeine and the blue light of monitors. The telltale signs are unmistakable—skipping meals because "just one more bug fix," sleeping at ungodly hours because "the code was flowing," and hissing at natural light that dares to create glare on your screen. The vampire-programmer parallel is so accurate it hurts. Both are immortal in their own way—one drinks blood, the other Stack Overflow solutions. Both come alive at night. Both are mysteriously pale from lack of sun exposure. Next time someone asks what you do for a living, just hiss and retreat to your darkened IDE cave. They'll understand.

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