It Is Tired Of Our Bullshit

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Someone just discovered AI and decided to use it for... checking if numbers are even. You know, that incredibly complex problem that's stumped humanity for centuries and definitely requires a large language model API call instead of a simple modulo operation. The first few rows show manual answers (No, Even, No, Yes) like a normal human would do it. Then row 8 hits and suddenly it's =GEMINI("Is this number even?",A8) all the way down. Someone's burning through their API quota to solve what could've been =MOD(A8,2)=0 . This is what happens when you have a hammer (AI) and everything looks like a nail. Next week they'll probably be using GPT-4 to add two numbers together. The cloud bills are gonna be *chef's kiss*.

The same energy that powers our debugging sessions at 3 AM fuels our Steam sale vigilance. Staring at that $70 game with the intensity of a thousand suns, checking price trackers daily, setting up alerts, all to save $55 that we'll immediately spend on four other games we'll never play. The sweet victory of getting that AAA title for the price of a sandwich... only to let it rot in our library alongside 200 other "great deals." Financial optimization at its finest – just don't calculate the hourly rate of your price-watching efforts.

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From scrawny to Schwarzenegger in just one week of debugging—the true developer fitness plan. When your code refuses to compile for the fifth time, those biceps get a workout that no gym membership could provide. The transformation isn't from protein shakes; it's from the unholy stream of profanities unleashed while hunting down that one missing semicolon. Who needs CrossFit when you have CrossBrowser compatibility issues?