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Content rcl Crypto.java Crypto - Intelli IDEA Refactor Build Run Tools VCS Window Help Crypto v to.java X It took me 3 days of constant excruciatingly painful, hard work to complete this seemingly easy program. The effort almost killed me. When the program finally vorked I cried like a baby. If vou find a bug in the program please don't contact me. However, if you do decide to contact me, bring a length of rope with you. Thanks String text input.nextLine (); System. out.print ("nEnter the amount by which you want the alphabet to be shifted-"); int shift input.nextInt () ; System.out.print ("nEnter the size of one encrypted chunk-"); int chunkSize input.nextInt (); System. out.printin ("'nThe encrypted text is-"); System. out.printin (encrypt (text, shift, chunkSize)); public static String normalize (String x) ( String y: . 11. 11 . int num 0; chart converted new char (500; for (int 1 0; i x.length (); i) ( if (int) x.charAt (i)) 65 ((int) x.charAt (1)) 90) (((int) xicharAt (i)) 97 ((int) x. charAt (i)) 122)) convertednuml x.charAt (i); TA117 LIE 2018-9-17 09:52 For lint 0;

Ah, the classic "designer-to-developer handoff" nightmare. Designer smugly passes over an SVG file thinking they've done their part, while the developer opens it to find... base64 encoded gibberish from the ninth circle of hell . That moment when you realize the "vector graphic" is actually a PNG wrapped in SVG tags with enough encoded garbage to make cryptographers weep. The developer's death stare says it all - "I asked for clean code, not digital vomit that would take three quantum computers to decode." And tomorrow the designer will ask, "So how's the implementation coming along? Should be quick, right? It's just an SVG!"

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Content 3 hr. ago People here do indiehobby dev as a pasion project. People are simply more passiomate working on their own ideas. No one wants to work for free on a project likely to never get released only to chase someone else's dream. 4 137 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow OP 3 hr. ago Uh, that last sentence is what I dreaded. I have no programming skills what so ever, but I have an almost complete game design ready. The next step is to get in touch with a former friend, who I lost contact with many years ago. He's a programmer. I'm hoping he'll jump on board on this project. The challenge is of course, as you imply, to make him feel a sense of ownership of the project as well, and not just doing my project. Wish me the best of luck on this, or else a big dream, that has been in the pipeline for years, will be dead. -136 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow

The dictionary definition we all secretly wish was printed in Webster's. After 15 years in the trenches, I can confirm this is exactly what happens in every client meeting: Client: "We need a simple website." Me: *builds website* Client: "Why can't it also predict stock market trends and make coffee?" The "wizard/magician" reference is spot on. I've literally been asked if I can "just hack" into systems before. No Karen, that's called a felony, not a feature request.

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