It Works, Don't Touch It

When philosophers ask if a clone is the same person, programmers swoop in with the actual technical answer. Clone by reference? Same memory address, same person. Clone by value? New memory allocation, different person. Leave it to devs to solve ancient philosophical debates with a one-liner about pointers. This is why we're not invited to dinner parties.

The ultimate horror movie for developers: Saw: Linux Edition . A twisted game where the villain doesn't force you to cut off your limb, but rather challenges your ability to resist creating your own implementation of something that already works perfectly fine. The door is unlocked, the solution exists, but that little voice in your head is screaming "I bet I could build a BETTER wheel with blackjack and memory leaks." The true psychological torture isn't the trap—it's our own compulsive need to write everything from scratch when a perfectly good npm package is sitting right there.

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