Time For A New IDE

Text editor ide Plugins performance Developer tools Productivity Bloat Intellisense Syntax highlighting Loading time

Programming

11 months ago 143,769 views 0 shares

Time For A New IDE

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The classic developer delusion cycle. Start with a lightweight text editor thinking you'll be the next keyboard ninja. Three plugins later, you've turned your sleek editor into a resource-hogging circus that takes longer to start than a Monday morning standup. The transformation is complete when you're staring at the loading screen wondering why you didn't just install the bloated IDE you were avoiding in the first place.

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