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Content fb.meobicmemes Senior dev who fixed a merge conflict Will you please listen? I'm not the messiah! Junior devs that caused it HE IS THE MESSIAH!

Content Veah so the prod repo got deleted. if the devs could just push their most recent branches That would be great...

That moment when you've designed a perfectly functional game loop but your brain whispers, "What if we made it exactly like Elden Ring?" The eternal battle between creating something original versus cloning your favorite games. The road to development hell is paved with "inspiration" that turns into feature creep. Pro tip: write down your cool gameplay ideas, sleep on them, then decide if they're actually good or just your brain trying to recreate Dark Souls for the 47th time.

Content WHEN YOUR BOYFRIEND SENDS YOU DIFFERENT I LOVE YOU" MESSAGES EVERY MORNING.. WHEN YOU REALISE HE JUST CODED A BOTTO DO IT..

Content Me writing a complex regex juva.krishna.memes clueless Intellisense Me still struggling to write that regex Intellisense

Oh look, it's the modern developer's daily ritual! That moment when you check what you stepped in and discover it's not regular garbage—it's AI Generated SQL . The perfect representation of what happens when you let AI write your database queries. Sure, it looks like SQL from a distance, but examine it closely and you'll find a horrifying abomination that would make even the most battle-hardened DBA weep. Nothing says "I've made terrible life choices" quite like debugging code that was hallucinated by an algorithm with the database knowledge of a caffeinated squirrel. Next time just write the query yourself, unless you enjoy explaining to your boss why the production database is suddenly identifying as a toaster.