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When your junior dev asks "What's the modulo operator?" and you're too deep into your fifth coffee to explain basic math. Nothing says "I'm a professional" like hardcoding 50 if-statements to check if a number is even when return number % 2 == 0; would do the trick. But hey, at least it's thoroughly tested for numbers 1-22! The face in the corner is all of us reviewing this code during a PR. Silent horror.

Oh, the sacred archetypes of code warriors! The Paladin with their holy linter crusade (because tabs vs spaces wasn't divisive enough). The Monk crafting artisanal frameworks while typing on a Model M keyboard that sounds like a machine gun. The Sorcerer whose one-liners are so cryptic they might as well be summoning demons—their code works through sheer dark magic until Mercury goes retrograde. The Warlock maintaining COBOL systems from the 1970s, bound by ancient contracts and the souls of retired programmers. And finally, the Bard, whose documentation haikus somehow charm project managers into extending deadlines. The most terrifying part? We all know at least one of each in our dev team. And if you don't... it might be you.

Content Me after reading the documentation for 2 seconds U've seen enough. I'm satisfied.

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Oh. My. GOD! The absolute AUDACITY of that bug to just sit there, menacingly, after I've sacrificed EIGHT PRECIOUS HOURS of my life! 💅 Did it even TRY to reveal its secrets? Noooope! Just stared back at me like "figure it out, genius." So what does any self-respecting developer do? Dramatically slam the laptop shut, declare psychological warfare, and strut out the door with ZERO progress but ALL the attitude. That bug thinks it won today? Honey, I'm coming back tomorrow with a vengeance and three more StackOverflow tabs open. Sleep tight, little glitch - your days are NUMBERED! ✨