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JavaScript's type coercion is like that friend who tries to help but makes everything worse. Look at this beautiful chaos: typeof NaN returns " number " because obviously not-a-number is totally a number! Loose equality says true==1 but strict equality says true===1 is false. Make up your mind! Floating point? 0.5+0.1==0.6 is true but 0.1+0.2==0.3 is false. IEEE 754 strikes again! Math.max() with no arguments gives -Infinity while Math.min() gives Infinity . Peak logic. The masterpiece: (1+[]+[]+![]) has length 9 because it converts to "1" + "" + "" + "false" = "1false" And my personal favorite: true+true+true===3 is actually true because JavaScript converts booleans to numbers for addition! No wonder the creator is smirking. He unleashed this beautiful monster on us and now we're all stuck with it. And we can't even escape because the entire web runs on it!

IMAGINE THE UTOPIA WE WERE ROBBED OF! 😭 JavaScript, the language that powers 99% of the web, was infamously created by Brendan Eich in just 10 DAYS back in 1995. TEN. DAYS. The result? A language with more quirks than a cat café on catnip! One more day could have fixed the nightmare that is type coercion, the existential crisis of null vs undefined , and that absolute TRAVESTY where [] + [] equals an empty string but [] + {} is "[object Object]"! The audacity! Now we're all stuck patching this cosmic joke with TypeScript like putting designer bandaids on a coding catastrophe. Just ONE more day, Brendan! We could've had flying cars instead of framework fatigue!

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