A Visual Learning Method

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OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of this person flashing their laptop like it's some kind of developer status symbol! 💅 Look at that collection of framework and tool stickers - it's like they're screaming "I know ALL the technologies" while probably writing 'Hello World' in each one. Honey, collecting dev stickers is NOT the same as knowing how to code! It's the programming equivalent of putting band patches on your jacket when you can't even play the triangle. The modern tech peacocking ritual is COMPLETE! 🦚

Frontend devs showing off their new project like: "Check out this sick bowl reveal!" *adds another div wrapper* Now it's a completely different bowl! Revolutionary UI/UX right there. Nothing says "I know what I'm doing" like nesting divs 17 layers deep until your DOM looks like a Russian doll family reunion. The browser's just silently weeping in the corner.

Content Frontend development is just showing json data in a pretty way CHANGE MY MIND

Ah yes, the classic "let's ditch the framework" presentation that conveniently forgets to mention they also fired half their users. Sure, your TTI improved by 50% when nobody's using your app anymore! Next slide: "By replacing our database with a text file, we saw a 99% reduction in storage costs!" The JavaScript pendulum swings once again—React is bloated! Vanilla JS is king! Until next quarter when they'll discover this amazing new framework called *checks notes* Angular.

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