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Content Me when people ask me how I learned programming just keep Googling stuff and it keeps workinda

Content Michel Mayor realising He's won a Nobel Prize looks exactly the same as debugging

Content Product Owner: Build me a bridge! Developer A: This bridge is a combination retro-modern suspension bridge tunnel. Even though the connecting road has three lanes, the bridge has seventeen lanes because we anticipate expansion. We used twine for the suspension part because we couldn't get steel cables to work, and the tunnel part floods every Tuesday and Thursday. Also, the bridge turns pink and shoots fireworks on my birthday. And sometimes on Khloe Kardashian's birthday. Developer B: This bridge is a flat slab of adamantium-reinforced concrete that is bolted to the Earth's core. It has one lane and cannot be expanded. Ever. It is guaranteed to function until the heat death of the universe.

The infinite loop of a programmer's brain in action! When the wife said "while you're out, buy some milk," our poor dev interpreted it as a while condition - literally "while (youAreOut) { buyMilk(); }" Since he never returned home, he never stopped being "out," so the condition never evaluated to false. Now he's trapped forever in the milk-buying loop, probably debating whether to optimize his route or refactor the entire grocery store's layout.

That heart-stopping moment when you accidentally delete your code instead of copying it... only to remember the magical Ctrl+Z exists! The emotional reunion with your precious lines of code feels like embracing a long-lost friend who miraculously returned from the void. Nothing quite matches that split-second panic followed by the sweet relief when your beautiful, functioning code resurrects from digital death. The undo shortcut - saving developers from cardiac arrest since computers became a thing.