Im Cooked Send Help Pls

The ultimate bloatware assassin: hire one dev with a potato laptop and rural internet as your team's performance gatekeeper! 🥔💻 Imagine trying to explain why your fancy ray-tracing feature won't load on their ancient 2GB RAM machine while they're legally permitted to roast you into oblivion. "But it works on MY machine" won't save you from their dial-up-powered wrath! It's like having a performance budget enforcer with actual consequences. Add unnecessary bloat? Face the ancient laptop tribunal and pray for mercy. The dream solution for a world drowning in electron apps that somehow need 16GB RAM to display "Hello World"!

Content Programmers trying to get shit done "Let's review the timeline" project manager VERGREE "Have you updated your Jira?" "Hev, let's have another status meeting"

Content BEFORE BECOMING DEVELOPER AFTER BECOMING DEVELOPER I can fix your computer, phone, TV, printer. Pick you a laptop, build a PC, setup NAS and VPN servers, teach you how to use Linux. Pis don't ask me antyhing. I can only write colored text on dark background

Content Me when my compiler asks me if I'm sure I want to continue with 800 warnings made with mematic I'll allow it.

Content IS Store Commit to master gitignore DS Store

Content Ports Airports Railroads Developers happy with the job the devs before them did